THE MOTHERFUCKING JOHTO REGION
One would think

of-the-earth:

That my absence has only made the heart grow fonder… Hahahahahhh.

Que sera sera.

‘AYY, KANTOBRO’S BOSSMAN IS BACK.

WHAZZUPP?

‘AYYY BROSKIS, HOW YOU DOIN’?

JOHBRO IS BACK IN THE HOUSE.


Today’s training has been finished.

kareninthedark:

themotherfuckingjohtoregion:

kareninthedark:

elitefourmarshal:

Caitlin has left, Grim is gone, Shikimi… Arceus only knows where she is, and Alder is nowhere to be found.

Sounds about like the Elite 4 here. Seems as though I’m the only one around lately.

YOU’RE NEVER ALONE WHEN JOHTO’S AROUND, BABY.

….oh

I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD, BABY.

WELL I’D IGNORE SPARKLE HOENN BRO BUT THE REST OF THE WORLD IS GAME.

Today’s training has been finished.

kareninthedark:

elitefourmarshal:

Caitlin has left, Grim is gone, Shikimi… Arceus only knows where she is, and Alder is nowhere to be found.

Sounds about like the Elite 4 here. Seems as though I’m the only one around lately.

YOU’RE NEVER ALONE WHEN JOHTO’S AROUND, BABY.

I GAVE YOU BITCHES LAND. BITCHES LOVE LAND.

SO I HEARD YOU LIKED SUMMER FUN, SO I GAVE YOU SUMMER WITH SOME SUN SO YOU COULD HAVE FUN IN THE SUN WITH YOUR SUMMER.

BETTER APPRECIATE.

Reblog if you want one (1) creepy compliment.
BY
THE
WAY
YOU BROKE MY FAVORITE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWL
ヽ(o`皿′o)ノ

IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER I’LL BREAK YOUR OTHER BOWLS TOO.

Johto! Have you ever went fishing before?

CAN’T SAY I HAVE

MY TOES ARE THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN, AND I HAVE NO ARMS.

NOT GONNA FLY.

i took a huge steamy shit on all of jhotos towns
Anonymous

THAT SHIT’S ALL NATURAL.

I AIN’T GOT NO BEEF AGAINST ALL NATURAL.